What is Facebook?

Facebook is a social media app scratch that it is the social media app it's kind of like MySpace but way better and

still being used developed by our own local reptilian king Vasek the Slayer the Zuckerberg he coined the term Zuckerberg Inc eg did you chose Zuckerberg me let me explain imagine if you and a friend had an amazing idea a brilliant idea even a billion-dollar idea so you start coding obviously

making the idea reality then you start banking and buy the bing bada boom you take the idea for yourself by making your buddy sign away his shares you just got Zuckerberg Facebook is a multimedia platform which is great for looking at cute cats memes and fake news being taken at face value by that one

uncle that doesn't believe we went to the moon like dude but you believe in the moon we all know that shit's fake

facebook also serves as a platform to stay connected to your friends you made throughout your high school and college

years we will tell each other every so often to make plans to go out for a drink but life gets in the way and then

never happens it's also the very same platform those people will approach you to take part in the multi-level marketing organization or as we the intellectuals call it a pyramid scheme no Patricia I do not want any of your Herbalife

goddamnit but Facebook isn't all negative though recently it became a platform on which you can shop you can

make travel plans as well as a dating app kind of it's an all around app but let's look behind the app the backend so

to speak that's right the business Facebook is evaluated at a seventy four billion dollar company let that sink in

seventy four billion with a B that's a lot that that that's a lot that's enough money to buy the freaking moon probably

idk people haven't really put a price on planetary bodies it's oh I don't know yeah can i buy the moon the moon the

more like the moon moon yep why why not cuz it's the moon in Zuckerberg I I it let's buy the moon I don't think you

understand the amount of money this man possesses it's reallyyou scrooge mcduck levels of money anyway Facebook makes all the money by showing ads on this

site and these ads can literally be bought by anyone from a big business to a small business no matter the industry you want a Big Mac sure you want singles in your area and why not he wants a weapons-grade uranium yeah dude

it's not all bad though Facebook is very charitable they consistently make donations to a variety of organizations so think about that when the lizard crowns suck as the new king of the world but hey that's Facebook.ThanksWhat is Facebook?